This should be posted earlier. Forgive me for forgetting this. I'm a Malay, you see, and we 'mudah lupa'.
I know I have done almost nothing to cheer up the local blogosphere (note to self : quit the exaggerating). Last year it tallied 35 number of posts, a decrease from the previous year's 36. That's not good in the future when I'm old and wants to revisit my younger mind and see how it used to work. So in line with the Prime Minister Najib Razak's transformation programme, I'm introducing MORPH1M.
What is MORPH1M?
It's "More Posts in the blog Please Hello are you listening? 1Malaysian me".
Who is behind the programme?
Mr. Junid, the author of iowc.blospot.com.
What is the purpose?
To increase the rate of posts per month in this blog and in the same time reduce the useless tweets.
What is the objective?
To make sure I can reach 36 posts all combined at the end of the year. It's also an answer to the decrease of 1 post in 2012 compared to 2011 although 36 posts in 2011 were written in only 6 months.
How to achieve?
Jump to first chance of writing without having to lie on the bed or checking on Twitter first. 36 posts in a year means 3 posts per month on average and to bet on the safe side, one post per week. Sh*t.
Who's going to benefit?
The Malaysian blogosphere with the existence of yet another shitty blog whose existence can't be justified even by its author.
What can I do to contribute?
Nothing. But if you feel like wanting to bash me for my stupidity in the posts please do so in the comments section. Any inquiries or suggestions can be e-mailed to mindmaster.24@gmail.com or left in the comments section below but be reminded that only the ones pertinent to the programme and the non-partisan will be entertained.
its like washing your car, the ultimate form of repetitive absurdity, that no one can justify, especially in malaysian weather. and we pay for it, heck ive been guilty a couple of times.
ReplyDeletethough certain repetitve absurdities are essential, like breathing for example. lol
you know you'll push past this phase, but looking at your archives you've been doing this for awhile, i did some blogging awhile back, then i advance to trolling, and now im just pathetic, lol.
so maybe you're doing something.....right?
as per getting the writing down, you need a notebook, a small pocket one like the 555 ones, then we get to the subject, lets break it into 2, mundane and significant. so 3 posts means 2 mundane posts and 1 significant post per week. set a word limit for the mundane posts and minimum limit for the significant post.
what constitutes mundane and significant, thats where the notebook comes in handy, because its coffeshop talk that has the most significant and insignificant topics being discussed. so use the note book as a reminder of the said topic, write it down for future reference.
then ask yourself to gauge the level of knowledge you posses to actually write an article on it.
ofcourse the level of discourse in a malay centric focus group might be, how should i put this lightly 'simple' yet sometimes there is alot of wisdom in being 'simple'.
how old are you mr junid? and dont get your hopes up imma dude. even worst malay dude hahahahaha.
Very nice advice thanks, tho still can't say how useful it would be since it really depends on me after all ha ha. About making notes, I always concede to making mental notes out of laziness. I recall my school's principal advising us naive boys about keeping three items close to us every time we go out, a note book, a camera and another stuff I cannot recall (disadvantage of mental notes), just in case something pops up tht can be of our interests in the future.
DeleteHow old am I? I'm young, I took SPM in 2009. In case 'junid' sounds like a name of a man in his 40s, it's just a pseudonym.
you're welcome, but i guess it was for naught as you already know your shit.
Deletecamera? i got a camera specifically for my blog and i didnt use it once for it, instead i go photowalking/driving to get pictures of clevages and embarasing situations.Then i realized the cost of actually owning a dslr, u go crazy for lenses, though i dont regret purchasing it.
so you're 21 then, voting age dude, you voting?
yeah junid does make you sound like a 40 y/o my handle means mulut, jumbled spelling lol.
hope you dont mind me rambling here dude.
I'm not voting. Still a few months left to voting age.
DeleteI thought ur from lumut perak hence d handle.ha2
Of course I don't mind anyone rambling here, at least it tells this poor blog manages to attract a viewer or two once in a while, it's not tht I can do anything anyways ha ha.
Bro u hv a blog? Mind to share d link?
you need to understand that the underlying theme is schizophrenia. http://lembubodo.blogspot.com/
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